Elegant Chaos


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pocahonturd:

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out

Tagged: queue

Source: howlcity

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

Tagged: queue

Source: creepywaifu

unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

Tagged: queue

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

Tagged: queue

Source: viridiannightmares

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES


LOVE

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

Tagged: queue

Source: raduyev

It doesn’t mean that I advocate violence, but at the same time, I am not against using violence in self-defense. I don’t call it violence when it’s self-defense, I call it intelligence.
— Malcolm X (via originalgiantcontent)

Tagged: queue

Source: originalgiantcontent

Tagged: queue

Source: seinfeldtv

usatoday:

It’s national #DessertDay! What you do with this information is entirely up to you …

Tagged: queue

Source: usatoday

mugglebornheadcanon:

965. The first year purebloods wondered why the first year muggleborns were always whispering to each other “And may the odds be ever in your favour” before the Sorting Ceremony.

Tagged: queue

hobbitkaiju:

shmurdapunk:

hikergirl:

Peter Glazebrook is out of control.

Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))

Giant potato - 2010 (source)
Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)

this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him

WHAT ON EARTH IS HE EVEN DOING TO HIS PLANTS THAT THEY TURN OUT LIKE THIS

Tagged: queue

Source: telegraph.co.uk

sillybuttmimi:

Is Stiles Stilinski designing clothes now?

sillybuttmimi:

Is Stiles Stilinski designing clothes now?

Tagged: queue

Source: sillybuttmimi

thymegaforeskin:


I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

Tagged: queue

Source: thymegaforeskin

Convo between my 7year-old students today

  • Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
  • Matt: Me too! On a boy!
  • Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
  • Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
  • Pearl: Oh.
  • (pause for a bit)
  • Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
  • Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
  • Matt: Really?
  • Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
  • Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
  • Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
  • (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

Tagged: queue

Source: marissalosesit

itsajensenthing:

"Wild Mountain Thyme" Performed by JENSEN ACKLES

Oh the summer time is coming
And the trees are sweetly blooming
Where the wild mountain thyme
Grows around the blooming heather
Would you go, lassie, go?

And we’ll all go together
Where the wild mountain thyme
Grows around the blooming heather
Would you go, lassie, go?

And I will build my love a bower 
And yon pure crystal fountain
And around it I will place
All the colors of the mountain
Would you go, lassie, go?

And we’ll all go together
Where the wild mountain thyme
Grows around the blooming heather
Would you go, lassie, go?

And If my true love’s gone
I will surely find another
And to her I will sing
Things that make her know I want her

Would you go, lassie, go?
And we’ll all go together
Where the wild mountain thyme
Grows around blooming heather

Would you go, lassie, go?

Tagged: queue

Source: itsajensenthing

captivesam:

truckyousasha:

*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar* 
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS 

*breaks down in tears on your chest*

This applies to every show ever

Tagged: queue

Source: updatepls